Jack is:
Jack is not:
-good at foreign languages
-a coffee drinker
-a very good liar
-flexible (physically)
-into lethargy
-nomadic
-really into Cormac McCarthy
-an above average juggler
-outdoors when he can be
-considering grad school
-flexible (not physically)
-going to make an excellent grandpa
-competitive at kickball
-thinking about you at this very moment